A Jersey Shore Moment

A friend of mine received some free Six Flags passes, and we made a girl's weekend of it.  That's right, girls. Four girls, one car, one "motel" room, and no casualties!  Long story short, the trip went like this:

1. Pick up/ drive
2. Get stuck in Bronx traffic
3. Arrive in NJ to no innkeeper
4. Frantically search for other accommodations
5. Finally get in touch with innkeeper and get let in
6. Missing beds, missing bedding, 1/3 roll of tp for four girls
7. Pass out
8. 7 am run on the beach
9. Mosey over to Six Flags
10. Get on Green Lantern.  HUGE MISTAKE.  This was horrible.  I barfed, I sweated, I got really sick and mopey.
11. Become 'the water bottle holder' for the next 2 hours.  Continue miseryfest.
12. Take Dramamine and pass out on the sidewalk.
13. Continue pass out on the safari.  
14. Wake up to see lions getting frisky.
15. Rally, ride the big girl carousel, El Toro and Kingda Ka.  (No upside down portions!)
16. Back to the motel, watch swimming and pass out.
17. 6:30 am yoga on beach and boardwalk.
18. Back to motel, change, boardwalk, lunch, and home.

The end.